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https://whycarly.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/milk-milk.mp3   Kyle eats pizza topless, Josh ponders the difference between pirates and bikers, there’s a lot of talk about fudge all while trying to figure out “What’s the opposite of Beyoncé?”   Also, we managed to talk about an episode of iCarly for a minute or three.   It’s a giant bag fulla LEMONADE! I promise!!!

https://whycarly.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/ysams-mom.mp3   FINALLY the boys are back! After almost 7 months of darkness, Kyle and Josh return with a new episode of The WhyCarly Podcast. On today’s show we discuss Jane Lynch’s guest starring role as Pam Puckett  This episode focuses on the intricacies of the mother/daughter relationship but manages to throw in a healthy dollop of sexual innuendo, slut shaming and attempted murder, just like you’d expect from any show for tween girls. Also, Kyle creates a new expression that is sure to sweep the nation and Josh terrifies the pizza delivery boy. It’s like we never even left!

https://whycarly.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/jaws.mp3   Regular listeners of The whyCarly Podcast will be disappointed to learn that there is no new episode this week. Fortunately, since they’re listeners of THIS podcast, they are more than likely used to being disappointed by us. Today we take this opportunity to test out the pilot episode of a new show we’ve been planning for some time now. (pod)Casting Agents is a new podcast where the minds behind whyCarly (plus a few special guests) will discuss hypothetical remakes of some of Hollywood’s most beloved films and try to figure out who should be cast in the starring roles. It’s about as ridiculous as it sounds. For the inaugural episode we take a bite outta Jaws, the 1975 classic summer blockbuster.   Spoiler Alert: We ALSO chose Ben Affleck for the role of “Bruce”   Look for us on twitter @CastingPod and keep on eye on (pod)Casting Agents for news on how and when you can subscribe on iTunes  

https://whycarly.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/yspeed-date.mp3   Before she was banging Ben Affleck in Gone Girl, even before she was shakin’ her thang in the Blurred Lines music video, world famous super model/actress Emily Ratajkowski was GIBBY’S GIRLFRIEND on iCarly! After Gibby, no other man would do…Things get weird on today’s iCarly. This episode was supposed to come out on Wednesday, but Star Wars 7 came out on Blu-ray on Tuesday, so Josh did nothing else this week. Now that he’s seen it in every language (including describe audio for the visually impaired) he was finally able to edit and upload the newest podcast.

https://whycarly.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/ybeat-the-heat.mp3     The power goes out in Seattle during a heatwave. No air conditioning. People go a little crazy. Things get a lot sexy!

https://whycarly.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/savedlife.mp3 At long last… WE’RE BAAACK!!! Josh and Kyle return with what is probably the most sexually suggestive episode of iCarly so far! Do paintballs represent jism? Of course they do!

https://whycarly.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/yquit-icarly.mp3   Like with most great TV shows or movies aimed at kids, the producers of iCarly usually hide some more adult oriented jokes for the parents of their younger viewers. Today we watched iQuit iCarly. The 8th and 9th installments of the third season was a “two part event episode” and it was just oozing with smutty jokes. But I hate listcles, they make the ghost of Edward R. Murrow cry like an Native American watching someone litter, so you’ll have to listen to the podcast by clicking the play button above or subscribing on iTunes if you want to hear the list. While you’re at it, follow us on twitter @whyCarlyPod Spencer, Sam and Carly enjoy a three-way hug… Freddie likes to watch.

https://whycarly.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/all-star-team-up.mp3   We’ve said it before, but it bears repeating. Kyle and Josh do another podcast and while it has nothing to do with iCarly, it’s always good for a chuckle or two. Since there’s no new episode of whyCarly today, why don’t you instead, listen to this special edition of the VTAN Podcast? We open Christmas presents, do some behind the scenes gossip about the big Hollywood movies that Kyle’s been working on, and speculate on whether or not Josh would be good at giving handjobs… That’s how we roll, y’all!

https://whycarly.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/ythink-they-kissed.mp3 Josh and Kyle tried to record a new episode of whyCarly but they lost the cables for their microphones. This entire episode was recorded on Kyle’s iPhone. If the first half sounds crazy it’s because Josh decided to Periscope the recording session. He was immediately called a pedophile by multiple viewers. What could have possibly given them that idea? Just another ordinary day in the glamourous world of tween sitcom review/analysis podcasts.

https://whycarly.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/ytwins1.mp3   Fresh off of last episode’s “pussy rampage” it takes Josh and Kyle LESS THAN ONE MINUTE to start talking about pussy and hacksaws! Later on they discuss Eddie Murphy’s possible involvement in a sequel of the Schwarzenegger/DeVito movie Twins, Eddie Murphy’s music career and 1986’s Trading Places starring Eddie Murphy! At some point they also talk about iCarly… My podcast wants to party all the time

https://whycarly.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/ydate-a-bad-boy-2.mp3   It’s that time again! Time to count the number of times Josh and Kyle can say “pussy” when discussing a Nickelodeon show made for tween girls. In the thrilling conclusion of iDate a Bad Boy, we learn all about Griffin’s dark secret and Josh speculates how this episode would have turned out if it had happened on Friends instead of iCarly. (Hint: there would’ve been substantially more gay porn in the Friends version)

https://whycarly.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/ydate-a-bad-boy.mp3 On today’s show we tackle the first half of the 2-part episode iDate a Bad Boy and Kyle accidentally stumbles upon some of Josh’s buried childhood trauma. We finally discover the tragic reason why none of Josh’s shoes have laces Also, did Kyle finally admit that he likes iCarly?  Get ready to laugh!!

https://whycarly.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/ymake-sam-girlier.mp3   On today’s whyCarly Podcast, Josh and Kyle try to analyze iMake Sam Girlier but instead Josh gets super distracted by Periscope and the whole thing is derailed. Because of certain factors it would be totally appropriate to call this particular episode “High Carly”

https://whycarly.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/ykiss.mp3 Kyle is in Sault Ste Marie, Ontario working on a big Hollywood movie with Bill Paxton (or is it Pullman?) This means that in order to bring you a new episode of whyCarly, the boys had to jump on Skype. Today we dig under the surface or iKiss, an episode that is essentially one big metaphor for losing your virginity! What does “Cookie Mischief” mean? Kyle’s pretty sure it has something to do with Vaginas Check out the VTAN Podcast to hear more of Kyle’s adventures is The Soo

https://whycarly.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/ymeet-the-first-lady.mp3   Kyle is outta town for who the hell knows how long, and even though we recorded these episode so far in advance for just such an occasion, I accidentally released the episode that was supposed to come out today, THREE WEEKS AGO! So the lovely Callie has stepped in and instead of going to the next episode on our list, we’re gonna jump ahead all the way to Season 5’s iMeet the First Lady. We’ll try to get back on track as soon as possible but there may be a few more “Bonus Episodes” before Kyle gets back

https://whycarly.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/ysaw-him-first.mp3   The second season premiere of iCarly cranks up the sexual innuendo to a million! Shit just got real.   Listen to returning guest Gaelen, as he and the boys freak out over the staggering number of dick jokes in a kid’s show and argue whether Carly or Sam has the prettiest nose. Is Sam’s mom “selling kisses”? Is Carly a necrophiliac? All this and more on The whyCarly Podcast.  

https://whycarly.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/ypromote-techfoots.mp3 Today’s episode is a doozy! Not only are we watching a show that Kyle hates even Josh, who is supposedly as super fan of iCarly, thinks iPromote Techfoots is a low point in the series. As you can imagine the indifference we feel towards this episode caused us to branch off onto other topics including this interesting chestnut: Is Jared Leto’s Joker an insane and vengeful Jason Todd?

https://whycarly.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/bonus-episode-vtan-crossover.mp3   For those of you who may not know, Josh and Kyle host a different (non iCarly themed) podcast at VerbTheAdjectiveNoun.com That show isn’t really about anything, it’s more of a free form conversation  and it’s usually just insane ramblings about movies, video games, comic books and all things pop culture. Today, as a bonus, you’ll get to hear a crossover of both shows. In addition to discussing iNevel, the boys talk about Rugrats, The Last Starfighter, Frasier and even the infamous “butter scene” from the classic X-rated film Last Tango in Paris. whyCarly will continue on it’s regular bi-weekly schedule, but you can expect another bonus episode every now and then.

https://whycarly.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/yhate-sams-boyfriend.mp3   On today’s episode Josh & Kyle are joined by special guest, friend of the show, Gaelen! We talk about Spencer having sex in the woods, the real reason there’s olive oil in Carly’s bathroom, and all the many, wonderful ways that Gibby is the Frasier of iCarly (they both love taking off their shirts). subcribe on iTunes follow us on twitter @whyCarlyPod and follow Gaelen @killurmonkey

https://whycarly.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/ywill-date-freddie.mp3 Full disclosure: One of us was high during the recording of this episode. Like extremely, Ridiculously, EMBARRASSINGLY high! That will go a long way to explain how we end up imagining that Carly and Sam secretly pine for each other, that Spencer and Freddie are engaged in some underage boy lovin’ and that Freddie’s Mom may have date raped Mr. Rogers like some roofie-slingin’ Succubus. You have my apologies…