Worst Millennials

This episode is very special for me as it marks the first official appearance of my girlfriend Paige. Paige and I met about two years ago. We were actually forced to talk to each other because we worked together and she was new. All of the new people have to do this awful thing where they sit around and basically do speed dating with their new co-workers for FIFTEEN minutes. I had already been there for two years and I hated it. I was in a pretty bad place mentally and I wanted nothing to do with being forced to talk to someone I didn’t know. I actually contemplated skipping our scheduled time. I’m glad that I didn’t, however. We both quickly bonded over video games and talked for 15 minutes straight. Although, Paige says that she thought that I hated her when we first talked and wouldn’t make eye contact. The eye contact part is correct, but I definitely didn’t hate her. I was definitely depressed, possibly hungover on top of that. She knows that, though. She was one of my closest friends and supporters during that time. Anyway, I’ll bring this full circle. Paige has recorded with me on three different occasions and all of the recordings were shelved for various reasons. Today, on this very successful recording, Paige talks to me about her love of animals, our dogs, and, of course, her love of video games. Oh, and me. She loves me, too.

My life has certainly changed a lot this year. I turned 30. I started dating a wonderful woman and we adopted a dog. I started a new job. Hell, I even drink less. I guess you could say being the Dog Dad of The Year has given me a new perspective on life. About two weeks ago, I sat down with John before recording The Accidental Wrestling Fan to talk about all of these life changes. We also had a chance to talk about 35-year-olds who refuse to call themselves millennials, younger people not getting your references, and the cutoff point for being cool. There’s an explicit Bloodsport reference at the end. You know, if you’re not too old for that.

Worst Millennials is back after an incredibly long hiatus! Nothing gets listeners more excited for the return of their favorite podcast by giving them an episode you’ve had in the can for over a month! John (The owner of Podbros Network), Jeff (Dammecast, The Accidental Wrestling Fan, Kapowcast), and Kaz (The Accidental Wrestling Fan) talk about pro wrestling, disturbing internet memories, and never-ending movie franchises. The Internet is a Dark and Scary Place Do you remember some of the insane videos and websites from the 2000s? What was up with that girl in the tub? Why did that guy let that goat do that to him? Is there such a thing as too many ISIS GoPro videos? All Black, One Gunman John Wick? That’s a bad man. You know who aren’t bad men? Jeff, Damon, and John in the middle of the night. Listen to these old ass men talk about jumping out of bed at 3 AM like Winnie The Pooh with a shotgun in tow. Also, enjoy this Migos song about John Wick. An Environmentally Friendly Terminator The Terminator franchise is gaining another sequel. Or is it a reboot? This Hollywood phraseology thing will fry your brain like an egg. Anyway, we talked about Terminator: Dark Fate and how we have absolutely no clue as to how this film fits into the ever changing timeline.   If you like what you hear, please consider donating to our Patreon. If you’re interested in a new shirt or baby onesie, visit the Podbros Network store on TeePublic.

You can gamble on almost anything. If you’re a degenerate like us, you’ll gamble on the Grammys, the first person to die on Game of Thrones, and celebrity death pool matchups. Demi Lovato’s a -130 favorite in her matchup with Artie Lange…

Happy holidays from Worst Millennials! Kaz and Damon talk about Stephen A. Smith’s comical mistake on ESPN, Christmas, and finance.

It’s been a few weeks since the last episode of Worst  Millennials. Last time you heard from us, Kaz and I were talking about Halloween (2018). Lino was there, too. This week, we pick up where we left off by talking about Netflix’s Making a Murderer. Well, Kaz and John talked about it. I just kind of sat there and asked questions. It’s a good one, though.

Nothing says timely like doing a review of the newest Halloween film several weeks after it was released! We hope you enjoy our review of the film. And yes, it does contain spoilers for those that haven’t seen the film yet. Don’t worry though, there’s some great talk about Kaz’s new music project at the beginning of the show. “michael” by Tele-K666 As always, donations and pledges are welcome to our Patreon account. http://www.patreon.com/worstmillennials

Murdered by My Toshiba The technological singularity is a concept first discussed in the 2005 non-fiction book The Singularity Is Near by Ray Kurzweil. The technological singularity is a concept that “that the invention of artificial superintelligence (ASI) will abruptly trigger runaway technological growth, resulting in unfathomable changes to human civilization.” Simply put, the singularity is when Skynet becomes self-aware and murders everyone in that dream sequence from Terminator 2: Judgement Day. Damon and Kaz, like the two computer scientists they are, drink beer and talk about all things AI related from autonomous cars to the AI in video games cheating by reading your button inputs. Also, how do you feel about DoorDash? Damon loves it. It’s the reason why he had Bob Evans for the first time in nearly a decade.  

We’re finally caught up with uploading all of the content recorded from June to August. Please, hold your applause until the end.  On this episode, we talked about Charlie Sheen’s financial problems and his relationship with Bree Olson, superhero movies being played out and overwhelming to keep up with, and Star Wars fans’ hatred of The Last Jedi. 

This week on Worst Millennials, Damon, Kaz, and John talk about the sexual exploits of the Spartans, politics from the 1990s, and the criteria required to get into Heaven. We certainly know how to keep things relevant on this podcast…

We made it to 100 episodes. How amazing is that? This episode has been in the can for about two months. I had bigger plans for this episode but they fell through, so I’m releasing what I have. It’s kind of like a posthumous album release, except I’m not dead. Well, my physical body isn’t, but my soul died somewhere around age 25.  Anyway, enjoy this two-month-old discussion of Nielsen’s TV ratings, the death of XXXtentatcion, and red flags when dating. Special thanks to Ian from That’s Delightful and Dave The Nerd for the voice-overs. A special NO thanks to Rosie, my brother’s white lab. She wouldn’t provide a voiceover, even when she was given two treats up front.

We’re talking about Drake again. I feel like we’ve talked about him on 4 of the last 5 episodes. That damn dude always finds a way to stay relevant. Although, in this case, relevance means being the victim of one of the most brutal diss tracks of all-time. Pusha T showed he was playing for keeps on his diss track, The Story of Adidon. He went after Drake’s mom and dad, his contract with Birdman, and his alleged secret son. I haven’t heard lines this personal since Jay Z boasted about leaving condoms on the baby seat. Listen to episode 99 and The Story of Adidon below. https://soundcloud.com/pushat/the-story-of-adidon  

We began this episode with a quick Killennials follow-up. That episode actually sat in the can for about two months because of some real life circumstances. The episode ended up turning out a lot better than expected. Again, we apologize to the HH Holmes fans out there. Also, what the hell will kids be listening to in the future? Alien Mumble Rap, for sure. You know Drake will be riding that wave. Speaking of Drake, is he the toughest child actor ever?

Somehow, talking about the World Cup led us to talking about baseball, which somehow led us to talking about Andrew Cunanan, which led to a discussion about the greatest serial killers of all-time. Okay, so we should probably use “prolific” over greatest, but you get what we mean (we hope). We will warn you, however, that we are not experts on serial killers so there will be notable admissions. We apologize in advance to HH Holmes.

The Pact Kaz and Damon also have a pact of sorts. It’s a fairly morbid pact that involves illicit substances and living at least 60 more years. Find out what these two knuckle heads have in store for 2080. Condom Snorting Challenge Are people still talking about the condom snorting challenge? Probably not, but we talked about how that wasn’t a trend. Seriously, teenagers aren’t snorting condoms at every street corner. If it was a trend, you’d see 16 year old kids with Trojan condoms hanging out of their nostrils. Get a grip, America. Getting Old Sucks Kaz and Damon talk about how much getting old sucks. They also come to grips with their fleeting mortality and the fact that there’s a good chance they’ve already lived half their life. Bright and sunny dispositions on those two!  

Damon is joined in-studio by his friend and first-time guest Molly. They discus dating, “glazed doughnuts,” pooping on the floor, and alternate names for the Eiffel Tower.

It’s been three years since we started this podcast.  And after 93 episodes, my friend Kate finally returns to the podcast.  You may recognize Kate from her appearance on Episode 1 of the show.  She’s the person that came up with the name for the show.  I had to heap tons of praise on her for creating the name, mostly so I don’t get sued if this show ever becomes huge.  We talked about synthpop and my favorite subject — me.

This week on Worst Millennials, we talk about wrestling/porn star parallels, Viagra vs. Cialis, and Freddy vs. Jason.

This week on Worst Millennials, Damon is joined again by Kaz and John of TAWF to talk about compact discs. We called them CDs. Do kids even know what CDs are? When’s the last time you bought a CD?! We also talked about some of the hustles kids had in high school. Everything from burning and selling CDs, illegal gambling rings, and selling copies of Playboy?!

If you’re from Michigan, you understand how much a pothole can ruin your day.  If you’re Kaz, you understand how much a hacked profile full of porn can ruin your day.  On this episode of Worst Millennials, we talk about both of those things.