You Dumb Bastard

This is an edited version of our debut podcast.

Black sits with us and talks about the huge set of balls he saw in the shower as a child. Dr. birthday has a stroke. Things get out of hand at the local brewery and Juice doesn't know what to cook for his daughters class project.

So you probably have a Larry or two in your life? Well we have a company full of them. (No Larry's were harmed in the making of this podcast)

Frankenlarry tells about his adult circumcision. Juice takes a beating on his beard. Black rambles about 20 year old movies and the guys almost hatch a plan to take shaky Larry's guns away. (One Larry was harmed a long time ago in making this podcast but he's over it.)

Juice is out sick so we discuss the proper way to order milk with out him. Black and Chris butcher history and bore the rest of the Larry's to death.

A special one on one time with Juice. After getting some things off his chest, Juice fills you dumb bastards in on the latest news about our podcast.

Juice is back with a vengeance. Black and him air out their differences about Starbucks. Dr. Birthday gives us his secrets to a healthy lifestyle. And we kick off a new segment entitled "Dumb Bastard of the week".

The guys talk about their parties at President Larry's house. Juice rants about Black's ass crack and getting screwed on his taxes. Dr. Birthday discusses his birthday suit.

Just a random Thursday lunch hour recorded for your listening pleasure.

Juice and leeka discuss their old carpooling days. Black defends his dead beat dad against Juice again. We continue ask a black guy with Dr. Birthday. The guys also play a game of Marry, Fuck, kill but no one has the heart to kill so they change the game.

The guys sit around the table discussing the various ways to eat food and other topics.

This show is brought to you by: Diesel engines. Creating white noise for your podcast since 1893. The Delicatessen. Order by price or by pound, we don't care we just want to get rid of this meat before it goes bad. And Larry's everywhere. With out you we would have nothing to talk about. Artist: Metallica Song: Whiplash

Siener returns from a long 2 week stint on third shift and discusses his vacation plans. Juice vents about no child left behind laws and digs into Catholic corruption. Leeka tells us about the best Cheetos ever made and Dr. Birthday makes it wierd. Artist: Ace Frehley Song: Insane

The Chris' argue over how affective our HR department and our insurance is. Siener wins by a landslide. Juice talks more about the juggalo life and critics Siener's company politics. Dr. birthday recaps his birthday weekend. Artist: Bloodlust Song: Civil war (feat. Dave Mustain)

We had so much fun on Wednesday we decided to do it again on Thursday. Juice has a bad experience with the health insurance and blames Siener Black graces us with his presence only to argue with Juice. Leeka eats half a pizza and a bag of Cheeto fries. (proof on the You Dumb Bastard Instagram). Artist: Jamiroquai Song: Automaton

Juice rehashes his wrestling career, his tattoos, and his juggalo lifestyle. Siener is threatened repeatedly by Leeka with a knife. Black successfully defends his deadbeat dad. Bonus Raw JJ recording at the end. Artist: Korn ft. Skrillex Song: Get Up!

The guys reflect on a controversial local incident, only to then segway onto global issues. Siener's parental units are questioned. There is only so far a Catholic school education can take you. Apparently much higher than government work. Artist: The New Radicals Song: You Get What You Give

Black, Juice, and Siener talk about gas station food, High school, and kids. Leeka is on a Red Cross tour of Haiti and Dr. Birthday was holding out for a managment position and couldn't make the podcast. Artist: Montell Jordan Song: This is How We Do It

Siener snd Black have the most delicious burgers from Burgerfi and won't stop talking about it. Juice introduces the purge to the workplace. Dr. Birthday talks about his brief college career. Artist: George Harrison Song: My Sweet Lord

This week's podcast starts off a little slow (sorry for the audio quality). Cousin Eric stops by to talk politics with Siener. Juice and Dr. Birthday indulge in leftover tacos from Tuesday while bribing Siener with a snow come machine. Leeka stops in part two to give us a summary of his Red Cross mission to Haiti. Artist: Blue Swede Song: Hooked on a Feeling