In episode 28:
First it was Sex Dolls, then it was Zoos faking animals. But for the entire duration of this show it's been clear that fast food establishments are consistently the most dangerous places on earth. Try our suggestion for self inflection, “Rage Yoga”.
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El Paso Zoo Receives 'Overwhelming' Response to Cockroach Valentine's Day Promotion
https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/weird/Forget-Chocolate-Name-a-Roach-for-Your-Ex-Lover-
505565471.html
Samsung tries to turn your refrigerator into Tinderhttps://www.cnet.com/news/samsung-is-trying-to-turn-your-refrigerator-into-tinder/#ftag=COS-05-10aaa0j
Suspected Wartime Grenade Found Buried in Potatoes
https://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/law-and-crime/article/2184783/suspected-wartime-grenade-found-buried-potatoes-hong
Namaste, Shitheads: “Rage Yoga” Combines Beer, Cursing, Catharsis
https://thetakeout.com/rage-yoga-brash-brewery-houston-texas-beer-1832563722
2 Waffle House employees fired after filming themselves putting food on sleeping customerhttps://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/two-waffle-house-employees-fired-filming-pouring-food-sleeping-customer-155432851.html
Bronx restaurant runs out of beef patties, angry woman smashes its windows with bathttps://abc7ny.com/angry-woman-wanting-beef-patties-smashes-restaurant-windows/5129226/Road Rage Leads to Involuntary Car-Surfing at 70 Miles Per Hourhttps://sputniknews.com/us/201901281071899023-mass-pike-sideswipe-collision-charges/Of course Florida Man' drove his Ferrari off dock into the ocean
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/of-course-florida-man-drove-his-ferrari-off-dock-into-the-ocean
Conspiracy CornerNew AI Fake Text Generator May Be Too Dangerous to Release, Say Creators
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/feb/14/elon-musk-backed-ai-writes-convincing-news-fiction?CMP=share_btn_tw
Scam Jam
Scarlet Window: Anatomy of a Romance Scam Ring
https://www.axios.com/scarlet-widow-anatomy-of-a-romance-scam-ring-25b6a993-8478-4e72-912e-d21e5ae4b9b4.html
Hero Of The WeekUPS Driver Hailed as Hero During Wild San Jose Chase
https://abc7news.com/ups-driver-hailed-as-hero-during-wild-san-jose-chase/5140845/
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