Horny Report 202

Violencia Smonbie, Balconing Colateral, 50 Bourbon, Koala Clamidioso, FukuHoteles, Mercado Humedo, HamburGreta, , Faraon Repoblon, Vlad Zapador, Alcalde Packeado, Veterinarios Chivatos, Marina Angla, Lavadero Palillero y mucho mas

ENLACES

Pérfida Venérea

https://www.lavanguardia.com/cultura/20200713/482282158581/londres-sifilis-enfermedad-transmision-sexual-georgiano-siglo-xviii.html



Obreros Crucificados

https://www.europapress.es/economia/noticia-empleados-alcoa-representan-calvario-procesion-crucifixion-muneco-alvaro-dorado-20200714143906.html



Violencia Smombie

https://www.elmundo.es/madrid/2020/07/16/5f0f47defdddff58118b45b9.html



Welcome GafasParaguistas

https://tass.ru/mezhdunarodnaya-panorama/8957661



Balconing Colateral

https://www.elconfidencial.com/espana/2020-07-11/empresario-marbella-muere-aplastado-britanico-balcon_2677911/



Rambo Aleman

https://www.bild.de/regional/stuttgart/stuttgart-aktuell/oppenau-polizei-durchsucht-hoehlen-und-bunker-71921662.bild.html



Pedofi Desconocido

https://www.elperiodico.com/es/sociedad/20200713/detienen-en-francia-a-uno-de-los-pederastas-mas-buscados-en-la-darknet-8038636



Pinchadas Nocturnas

https://www.abc.es/internacional/abci-hombre-mata-mujer-y-deja-otras-heridas-cuchilladas-noruega-202007151322_noticia.html?ref=https:%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F



Niño Rasista

https://noticiasporelmundo.com/arrestan-a-nino-racista-de-12-anos-por-insultar-a-un-jugador-de-la-premier-league



Marina Angla

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/british-nuclear-submarine-near-miss-22362876



Vademecum Antiabusos

https://www.vidanuevadigital.com/2020/07/16/cerco-a-la-pederastia-eclesial-el-vaticano-estrena-su-vademecum-antiabusos/



Doble R de paseo

https://www.20minutos.es/noticia/4325839/0/rodrigo-rato-sale-seis-dias-de-la-carcel-para-disfrutar-de-un-permiso-anterior-al-estado-de-alarma/



CoronaCharlton

https://www.abc.es/ciencia/abci-prestigiosos-investigadores-relacionan-covid-mas-grave-herencia-neandertal-202007102050_noticia.html



50 Bourbon

https://okdiario.com/investigacion/corinna-juan-carlos-i-lleva-dinero-zarzuela-alli-tiene-maquina-contar-billetes-5889758



Colonos PinchaRuedas

http://spanish.almanar.com.lb/441861



BadBunny PlayMate

https://www.lavanguardia.com/muyfan/20200709/482202592976/bad-bunny-portada-playboy.html



Delfin Robótico

https://www.xataka.com/robotica-e-ia/crean-delfin-robot-para-sustituir-a-que-estan-cautiverio-acuarios-asi-nada-a-interactua-humanos



Portaaviones del opio

https://www.presstv.com/Detail/2020/07/14/629622/UK-China-Air-Craft-Carrier-Far-East-Deployment



Zaplanita gimnasios

https://www.lasprovincias.es/politica/zaplana-debera-comparecer-20200716124501-nt.html



Foca atacada por retarders

https://www.huffingtonpost.es/entry/golpean-palos-piedras-foca-hijos-fotos_es_5f0ec2d9c5b648c301f1a7af



Aguas Estancadas

https://mundo.sputniknews.com/espana/202007131092063698-una-plaga-de-mosca-negra-llega-a-madrid/



Obreros Abrasados

https://www.elmundo.es/espana/2020/07/14/5f0dc1acfdddffd3528b4686.html



Nick Cannon

https://actualidad.rt.com/actualidad/359968-nick-cannon-despedido-criticado-discurso-odio



Violador asalta casas

https://www.gmp.police.uk/news/greater-manchester/news/news/2020/july/trespassing-man-jailed-for-number-of-sexual-offences/



Rata espía

https://mundo.sputniknews.com/rusia/202007161092103812-fsb-cree-que-el-imputado-de-alta-traicion-safronov-transmitia-secretos-via-un-extranjero/



Chamaquito

https://elpais.com/espana/madrid/2020-07-14/arrestados-los-lideres-y-reclutadores-de-los-dominican-dont-play-en-torrejon.html



Koalas Clamidiosos

https://www.nytimes.com/es/2020/07/15/espanol/ciencia-y-tecnologia/koalas-clamidia.html



Neuer Croatukro

https://www.lavanguardia.com/deportes/futbol/20200713/482287932705/manuel-neuer-cancion-nazi-croacia-alemania.html



Monopoly Trump

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/10/us/politics/elaine-duke-homeland-security-trump.html



Veterinarios chivatos

https://spectrumnews1.com/ky/lexington/news/2020/07/15/new-law-allows-veterinarians-to-report-animal-abuse-



VisonoCausto

https://actualidad.rt.com/actualidad/360150-espana-exterminar-92700-visones-granja-covid19



Sultan Sablazon

https://mundo.sputniknews.com/oriente-medio/202007161092108231-corte-obliga-a-lider-opositor-turco-a-pagar-52000-a-erdogan-por-dano-moral/



Explotación equina

https://elcomun.es/2020/07/14/una-diputada-de-anticapitalistas-defiende-que-montar-a-caballo-es-explotacion/



'Maharajah de Yorkshire

https://www.elconfidencial.com/mundo/europa/2020-07-14/reino-unido-sunak-boris-johnson-premier_2681987/



Dos más

https://www.lavanguardia.com/local/barcelona/20200714/482319051038/detenidos-yihadistas-ciutat-vella-barcelona-agentes-explosivos-operacion-video-seo-ext.html



Prensa Patagónica

https://www.lmneuquen.com/corea-del-norte-compro-perros-comerlos-n719046



Huelga Takbir

http://spanish.almanar.com.lb/442675



Taiwanucros tocando los cojones

https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/taiwan-holds-military-drills-against-potential-china-threat/story-RzDqIIFfe9mMxjWLrN6aVO.html



Vagina Kayak

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2020/07/16/national/japan-top-court-rejects-vagina-kayak-artists-obscenity-appeal/#.XxCb5J4zbIU



Ministro Capta

https://www.voltairenet.org/article210518.html



Protesta en el jardín de Bibi

https://www.dw.com/es/masiva-protesta-frente-a-la-casa-de-netanyahu-en-jerusalén/a-54180192



Letonukros rascando

https://es.news-front.info/2020/07/14/la-embajada-rusa-dice-que-letonia-se-unio-legitimamente-a-la-urss/



China a todo trapo

https://www.globaltimes.cn/content/1194694.shtml



Lockheed Martin Sancionado

https://www.globaltimes.cn/content/1194528.shtml



Fukuhotel

http://www.asahi.com/ajw/articles/13541099



TJ Siberiano

https://tass.com/society/1178619



CoronaHernan Cortes

https://blogs.20minutos.es/ciencias-mixtas/2020/07/11/un-articulo-culpa-de-la-gravedad-de-la-covid-19-en-la-ciudad-de-mexico-a-la-colonizacion-espanola/



Burros Limpiacostas

https://mundo.sputniknews.com/espana/202007161092108931-burros-limpiacostas-los-nuevos-voluntarios-que-luchan-contra-el-plastico-en-las-playas-de-espana/



Mili Alternativa

https://sp.yna.co.kr/view/ASP20200715003500883?section=national/index



Chatarra Satelital

https://sp.yna.co.kr/view/ASP20200714001800883?section=national/index



Pemex extraditado

https://mundo.sputniknews.com/america-latina/202007161092109639-emilio-lozoya-abandona-la-prision-en-madrid-para-ser-juzgado-en-mexico/



Florinda de saldo

https://www.heraldo.es/noticias/nacional/2020/07/16/expulsado-de-espana-por-comprar-una-esposa-de-13-anos-por-50-euros-1386471.html



AvioCoquetas Rebajadas

https://mundo.sputniknews.com/espana/202007161092102895-desde-1-euro-la-subasta-de-9-aeronaves-del-gobierno-espanol/



Muertos semanales en Cachemira

http://www.asianage.com/india/all-india/100720/rajouri-indian-jawan-killed-in-ceasefire-violation-by-pakistan-troops.html



Mercado Humedo

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/horrifying-footage-shows-charred-monkey-22362336



Calcuta Taxi

http://www.asianage.com/metros/kolkata/040720/kolkata-woman-killed-in-moving-taxi-body-dumped-in-a-canal-cabbie-nabbed.html



Invitacion a Cocarros

https://www.20minutos.es/noticia/4323650/0/alonso-caparros-se-rompe-al-recordar-su-pasado-y-detalla-como-eran-las-fiestas-a-las-que-acudio-yo-era-el-demonio/



Manzanita Libegal

https://www.20minutos.es/noticia/4324654/0/el-tue-dicta-hoy-si-bruselas-acerto-al-exigir-a-apple-la-devolucion-de-13-000-millones-en-ayudas-ilegales/?autoref=true



Youtuber TragaBazofia

https://elmira.es/15/07/2020/una-youtuber-se-graba-comiendo-un-kilo-de-nutella-en-4-minutos-y-se-hace-viral/



VideoCoqueta

https://www.lavozdegalicia.es/noticia/espana/2020/07/14/fiscalia-solicita-8-anos-carcel-marido-ana-rosa-villarejo/00031594740876208106802.htm



Lezo inocente

https://www.elespanol.com/espana/tribunales/20200714/cierra-concluir-despues-no-indicios-ignacio-gonzalez/505199911_0.html



Faraon Repoblón

https://actualidad.rt.com/actualidad/360004-elon-musk-disminucion-poblacion-peligro-inteligencia-artificial



Conmocion en Bollywood

https://www.latercera.com/mundo/noticia/bollywood-contagio-de-actores-impacta-a-india/3G2DAMMXK5C6DIFQYJM5LRCEMI/



Amenazas duras

https://www.almasdarnews.com/article/azerbaijan-threatens-to-strike-armenian-atomic-plant/



Manchurios intentando empapelar a hermana de Gran Líder

https://en.yna.co.kr/view/AEN20200716006100315



Trafico Sexual

https://www.thejakartapost.com/seasia/2020/07/14/bangladesh-arrests-three-over-dubai-sex-trafficking-operation.html



Widodo Palillero

https://www.thejakartapost.com/news/2020/07/16/thousands-stage-rally-against-controversial-bills-currently-under-deliberation.html



Hushpuppy

https://www.clarin.com/internacional/hushpuppi-estrella-nigeriana-instagram-detenido-estafa-400-millones-dolares_0_oVnTYixYy.html



Boko Dimisiones

https://www.aa.com.tr/en/africa/nigeria-600-boko-haram-members-released/1909500



SugarDaddy a la Nigeriana

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/07/man-60-lures-8-year-old-girl-with-n100-rapes-her-in-uncompleted-building/



Amadou Muerto

https://www.ultimahora.es/noticias/internacional/2020/07/08/1179271/fallece-primer-ministro-costa-marfil-anos.html



Zona Militar Especial

https://www.thedefensepost.com/2020/07/14/ivory-coast-military-border/



Dispersando Comerciantes

https://www.observer.ug/news/headlines/65654-police-fires-teargas-bullets-to-disperse-kampala-arcade-traders



BodaBodas Incautados

https://www.observer.ug/news/headlines/65641-200-boda-bodas-impounded-in-kampala-over-carrying-passengers



Area Yihadista

https://africa.cgtn.com/2020/07/09/eight-chadian-soldiers-killed-by-mine-in-jihadist-area/



Botellana Sudanesa

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-53379733



Palillero Tiroteado

https://www.cope.es/actualidad/espana/noticias/tiroteado-presidente-patronal-mozambique-20200711_810850



ExGuardaespaldas corrupto

https://www.europeworldnews.com/former-president-peter-mutharikas-bodyguard-was-arrested-in-malawi-for-alleged-corruption/



Purga Ministerial

https://tv6.news/malawian-president-says-he-will-cease-ministers-who-fail-to-meet-after-criticism-of-his-government/



Purga Hospitalaria

https://www.voazimbabwe.com/a/zimbabwe-sacks-hospital-after-firing-health-minister/5501333.html



Manguanga antiONjetas

https://allafrica.com/stories/202007110171.html



Broma Coranica

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-tunisia-rights/tunisia-sentences-woman-to-six-months-for-koranic-facebook-joke-idUKKCN24F1ZC



Fihq de Emergencia

https://www.arabnews.com/node/1705361/saudi-arabia



Vlad Zapador

https://www.thedefensepost.com/2020/07/15/russia-mines-tripoli/



Intervencion Egipcia

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/07/eastern-parliament-seeks-egypt-direct-intervention-libya-war-200714080649634.html



Madero Amenazado

https://www.elperiodico.com/es/sociedad/20200716/paliza-mossos-premia-mar-detencion-agresores-8041753



Lavadero Palillero

https://www.europapress.es/illes-balears/noticia-detenidas-dos-personas-palma-explotar-empleado-lavacoches-jornadas-17-horas-20200716131019.html



Toreros y Gallos

https://www.libertaddigital.com/chic/corazon/2020-07-16/padilla-morante-de-la-puebla-lopez-simon-peleas-de-gallos-cadiz-salvame-1276661104/



Abuelorrush

https://elcaso.elnacional.cat/es/sucesos/abuelos-abusan-sexualmente-nietas-menores-sevilla-detenidos_34658_102.html



LowMetano Meat

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2020/07/15/world/science-health-world/low-methane-meat-finally-arrived/



Puppy Girl

https://www.20minutos.es/gonzoo/noticia/4325596/0/21-anos-abandona-trabajo-dedicarse-perro-redes-sociales/?autoref=true



Los Polis de la 11

https://www.prensalibre.com/guatemala/sucesos/agentes-de-la-pnc-son-capturados-por-robo-de-q414-mil-de-una-entidad-bancaria/



Jimmy Pcrs

https://www.prensalibre.com/guatemala/justicia/suspenden-audiencia-de-patricia-marroquin-esposa-del-expresidente-jimmy-morales-por-casos-de-coronavirus-en-juzgado/



BadBunny retocado

https://www.mdzol.com/mdz-show/2020/7/15/preocupo-todos-bad-bunny-fue-operado-de-urgencia-en-puerto-rico-92071.html



Impresora 24 horas

https://www.iprofesional.com/economia/319703-argentina-imprime-pesos-las-24-horas-pero-falta-papel-moneda



Cura pinchado

https://www.lagaceta.com.ar/nota/851667/actualidad/confirman-parroco-juarez-fue-asesinado-punaladas-espalda.html



Expropiaciones AF

https://www.infobae.com/america/agencias/2020/07/14/argentina-fernandez-reconoce-que-se-equivoco-al-expropiar-la-empresa-agraria-vicentin-pense-que-iban-a-festejar/



Funcionario Doritero

https://laradioahora.com/un-funcionario-argentino-copia-el-discurso-de-la-pelicula-dia-de-la-independencia-en-un-acto-oficial/



Van 500

https://temas.sld.cu/vigilanciaensalud/2020/07/16/mas-de-500-indigenas-han-fallecido-por-coronavirus-en-brasil/



MamaDriano

https://as.com/tikitakas/2020/07/15/portada/1594821260_964495.html



Mujeres desaparecidas

https://elcomercio.pe/lima/sucesos/coronavirus-peru-montenegro-sobre-desaparicion-de-mas-de-2-mil-mujeres-en-cuarentena-muchas-ya-aparecieron-pero-no-lo-han-reportado-covid-19-nndc-noticia/



Descuartizador Guarimbo

https://www.panorama.com.ve/sucesos/En-Peru-capturaron-a-descuartizador-del-El-Tren-de-Aragua-20200709-0075.html



Confinamiento Guerrilero

https://www.hrw.org/es/news/2020/07/15/colombia-brutales-medidas-de-grupos-armados-contra-covid-19



Contrabando farmacéutico ( ojo al nombre)

https://www.infobae.com/america/agencias/2020/07/16/incautados-20-millones-de-productos-farmaceuticos-de-contrabando-un-trafico-en-auge-por-pandemia/



Alcalde Packeado

https://politika.com.co/un-debate-online-sobre-el-coronavirus-de-la-alcaldia-de-bogota-fue-hackeado-con-imagenes-pornograficas/



Cham Santokhi

https://mundo.sputniknews.com/america-latina/202007161092111693-chan-santokhi-es-investido-oficialmente-como-presidente-de-surinam/



El Brujo

https://www.la-prensa.com.mx/policiaca/republica-policiaca/al-ejecutar-a-el-brujo-matan-a-esposa-e-hija-en-sonora-5485628.html



NarcoBattlefield

https://laopinion.com/2020/07/12/video-se-estan-dando-con-todo-captan-impresionante-enfrentamiento-entre-cjng-y-los-viagras/



Cifra escalofriante

https://www.lavanguardia.com/vida/20200713/482300429501/mexico-reporta-73201-personas-desaparecidas-desde-1964-a-la-fecha.html



Narcodespensa BImbo

https://www.infobae.com/america/mexico/2020/07/11/mientras-tamaulipas-vive-constantes-ataques-armados-supuestos-sicarios-del-cartel-del-noreste-entregaron-narcodespensas-a-la-poblacion/



BobEsponja Matrix

https://areajugones.sport.es/cine/keanu-reeves-danny-trejo-y-snoop-dogg-participaran-en-la-nueva-pelicula-de-bob-esponja/



Ayuntamientos financiando al estado

https://www.eleconomista.es/economia/noticias/10671933/07/20/Hacienda-pide-que-los-alcaldes-le-financien-con-el-superavit.html



Robo con Violencia

https://elcaso.elnacional.cat/es/sucesos/ladrones-latinos-hombre-muerto-robo-movil-hospitalet-barcelona_34709_102.html



Dominican Machete

https://elcaso.elnacional.cat/es/sucesos/banda-dominicana-corta-dedo-hombre-machete-queja-ruido-parque-carabanchel-madrid-dominican-dont-play_34622_102.html