Cruz Mornings with Stacie & Clayton

Cruz Mornings with Stacie & Clayton

Cover Bands, The Blinker-Parking Spot Dilemma, & Shenanigans on Facebook Buy and Sell

'Someone on buy & sell is selling a half empty thing of parmesan shaker cheese for $10... I don't know if they...

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Vaccine Commercials, Frasier Crane As a Dog, Big Day For the USA, & Beware The Edibles

Clayton: 'I wonder what KISS cereal tasted like' Stacie: 'Sweat, probably' LOTS of silly random stuff on the show...

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Who Wrote The Better Vaccine Commercial?

The provincial government wants to run commercials that promote getting the COVID-19 vaccine. We thought we'd help...

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Is It Illegal, Sugar Dating, Samsquanches & Is Ryan Reynolds the Most Likeable Person Ever?

Clayton: 'Why do people always get so upset when you haven't seen one of their favourite movies? They're always like...

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Cruz Shout Outs: Tater Tots, Sitting in the Shower, & Putting Your Cart Back at the Grocery Store

'Shout out to the people working the entrances at grocery stores. You know, the ones who squirt hand sanitizer on...

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Rotisserie Chicken, Minimum Wage, Waking Up Before The Alarm, & Moving To a Small Town

'Waking up before your alarm, at first, is awesome... but then you just sit there in bed, wide awake, counting down...

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That One Friend - The 'I'll Just Do It Myself' Clean Freak

We all have that one friend who gets really mad when you don't help out with the cleaning. ... But they also get...

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Doppelgangers, Crocs Are Killing It, NHL Predictions & Stop Using Speakerphone in Public!

'If you're in a public place, and you're playing music on a mini speaker instead of wearing headphones... Just know...

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More Hockey Sponsorships = A Hilarious Play-by-Play Broadcast

Some people are upset over the new sponsorships in the NHL. Each division has a sponsor, and there will even be ads...

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Pasta Game Changers, Space Radio, Chip Break Ups, & You Know You're Old When...

'Wacky chip flavours, like the Baconator Pringles or B.L.T. Lays, are just like a bad relationship. They come into...

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Space Radio: 96.1 The Nova... With Zorb & Babbles in the Morning

A spacecraft orbiting Jupiter discovered FM radio signals coming from one of the planet's moons. Kind of got us...

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Shower Farts, 1995 Was The Best Year Ever, Commas Are Weird & Places We Are Banned From

'Getting banned from a video rental store sucked because everyone who worked there was like 17 years old... Really...

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The Dog's Special Spot, Bye Bye Movie Theatre Trivia, Dry January, & Thighs > Drumsticks

'To you, my dog is just a dog. But to me, that dog is everything. My dog changed my life. It gets pretty lonely when...

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Bright Headlight People, Facebook Buy & Sell Etiquette, & The McDonald's Orange Drink Myth

'Remember in elementary school when you'd come in from recess and you'd see that big, yellow jug from McDonald's?...

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That One Friend - The 'Karaoke Talker'

We all have that one friend who sings about the stuff that they are doing. It's almost as if they are narrating...

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Soundscaping, Babies Named After Cities, Yawning With Your Mouth Closed, & See Ya Cailou

'Kids always get named after bigger, fancy cities like Dallas or Paris... Just once I want to meet a kid named...

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The Sentence Guys Hate, Cruz Confused Lyrics, Icicles = Poop, & Seriously, Who Doesn't Check Their 50/50 Ticket?

'Even if you've never played hockey, there's a good chance you have an extra hockey bag somewhere in your basement.'...

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Impressions - January 5th

'Here's my impression of everyone buying asparagus... WHY IS ASPARAGUS SO DAMN EXPENSIVE??!' Our impressions are...

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Apartments vs Basement Suites, Changing Your Name, CFL Fans Are Mad, & Masked Shows Need To Die

'The people who don't fold their boxes at the recycling depot and just throw them beside the bin are the same people...

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A Message for the Enchanted Forest Line Cutters, 2nd Hand Gift Exchange Ice Bikes, & Scratch and Wins,

Clayton - 'The line for the Enchanted Forest isn't like a zipper merge. You can't just rip to the front in one lane...

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