The Football Ramble

The Football Ramble

Another Olivier Giroud beauty, Southampton continue to struggle, and yet more football documentaries

Despite VAR’s best efforts, parkour enthusiast Olivier Giroud took a break from his modelling to score an...

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Roy Hodgson the robber, Zlatan's longest summer, and Joey Barton’s army

Like a wise old panther used to a heist or two, Roy the Boy comes away from the Amex with all three points. Vish and...

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A momentous Merseyside victory, West Ham dance on, and the Liberal Lefties' Great Escape

It seems Duncan Ferguson’s chaotic Ying and Carlo Ancelotti’s ice-cool Yang is the perfect recipe for a...

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The Preview Show: Spurs unzip their pockets, the target on Jordan Pickford’s gloves, and football’s most out

After a quick whip around the remaining European action, we look ahead to a proper spicy weekend of Premier League...

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Man City do their parents proud, Fulham run into a strong jaw, and van Gaal defends his honour

Like an Ehantharajah PE lesson, everyone’s abandoned the title race and pitched up in the beer garden....

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Liverpool get back to their roots, a marvellous Kylian Mbappé hat-trick, and Norwich City dial into the matrix

A lads’ trip to Budapest looks to have done the trick for Liverpool’s knackered squad, as they swept...

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It’s Timo time, David Moyes tickles our fancy, and National League chaos

Steve Bruce insisted that nothing about Newcastle’s approach would change without Callum Wilson – and...

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Man City pummel Spurs, Liverpool get a karate kick in the teeth, and Keggy turns 70

Like wee Willie Johnston, Man City have got their foot on the Premier League’s windpipe and they’re not...

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The Preview Show: Chelsea get the job done, Spurs enter the lions’ den, and Jamie Vardy returns

With the latest round of FA Cup fixtures sorted, we turn our attention to this weekend’s Premier League action...

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King Carlo’s still got it, Man City march relentlessly on, and Brighton get frozen out

One night there’s none of that Cup Magic™️, the next we’re swimming in it! Marcus, Andy and...

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More FA Cup malaise, some Neil Warnock pleasantries, and a toaster from Melwood

Jules, Luke and Vish are here off the back of two of the least interesting cup ties imaginable - where was that...

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Patrick Bamford hits the century, lockdown advice from Max Kruse, and could Harry Redknapp go round again?

Like many of his Leeds United teammates, Patrick Bamford continues to settle nicely into the Premier League routine -...

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Man City distinguish themselves, Everton salvage a point, and Steve Bruce’s Alright Job

Kate, Jim and Pete are here with a title race postmortem after Man City’s hugely impressive win at Anfield put...

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The Preview Show: Mourinho’s poor jobby, Bruce readies the cannon, and Big Phil Jones returns

Where else to start other than in Scotland, where a Hamilton commentator set a new gold standard for football...

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The Seagulls are soaring, J-Lingz returns, and Sean Dyche’s lookey-likeys

Despite another inevitable defeat at the hands of Man City, Sean Dyche showed he is really full of surprises...

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Southampton have done it again, Sheffield United begin the climb, and Arsenal fully lose the plot

Oh dear, Southampton fans. Not only did your team ship nine goals for the second season in a row, but a delighted...

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Newcastle miss out on Neymar, Liverpool sign some cover, and Michael Owen saves the world

A flurry of late transfers rounded off what was a much quieter Deadline Day than usual. Join Kate, Andy and Pete to...

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Newcastle bounce back, Tuchel has takeoff, and an emotional title win in Brazil

Marcus, Jim and Vish cast their eyes over an all right weekend of football which fortunately threw in a funny named...

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Football Ramble x Jameson: Nights Worth Waiting For

In case you missed it, join Marcus Speller and Pete Donaldson for a very special episode of the Football Ramble,...

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The Preview Show: Liverpool find their groove, a relegation six-pointer, and sweet nothings from Paolo Maldini

Is there anything you wouldn’t do if Paolo Maldini phoned up and asked? Marcus, Vish and Luke push that...

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