The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

Por Scott Johnson
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TMSPM 1485: Fake Nudes

Does a wendi poop in the woods? You want to bathe in my what now? Ask your baby first! Stop being dumb, Utah...

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TMS 1484: Gentle Ben Take The Wheel

I took the bait and it was nice. We do have new listeners after all. Birthday spankings are not good. Hey bear, you...

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TMS 1483: Great Big Stringy Boog

What's that on my phone? Battery Drain is real. Dr Dre loses a fight with a lady doctor. Youtube says no more...

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TMS 1482: Overwhelmed By The Melons

Here, take my money. Hmmmm, boat beer. Mule Puppies. How many can YOU eat? Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and...

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TMS 1481: The Morning Whoops

You sleep in it, you deserve it. The quiet millionaire. That is some very old yeast. Puppy drugs are the worst....

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TMS PM 1480: Bad Hair and Big Pants

Back to the garage! Jeff will help you with your puppy. Put that Peeler away. That is not your dolphin. Naked orange...

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TMS 1479: Stick That in Your Pepper Potts

Get out of my garage! Who's gonna drive you home tonight? 600k gone like that! Now THAT's a lunch break. Trade you...

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TMS 1477: Welcome To The Bung House

Gross, he's swimmin in his underwear! TMS Vegas Recap! Where did you take the tree? Rats as big as burritos! Don't...

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TMS 1475: A Fire Under My Cheese

How's your MCU knowledge? Dog Barf is fun for the whole family. That's a lot of tacos. No more testicle festival for...

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TMS 1474: Gimmie a tablespoon of Horse

Kratos is in again! Old no more. Sex in Smallville! Do not throw rocks please. I like smelly turtles. Major Spoilers!...

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TMS PM 1473: Bad Form Ketchup

Pet problems. Tim Allen and Tracy Morgan walk into a bar. Sliced Ketchup is coming. Bad Haircuts! Sorry abou the...

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TMS 1472: No Judgies

I think he's been suckin power! Salty Brian is a Sleepy Brian. The Queen lost one of her own. Smells like death in...

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TMS 1471: Kimchi Stink

Put Kimchi on everything, even your smart home! Firewood is racist. Baboons got out of the joint! Got stuck in the...

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TMS 1470: Algorithmic Hoo-Hah

Playing cards done fast! How to hack a casino in 1 easy step! Guy got done swollered by a hippo. Take your trash out...

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TMS 1469: Blerpnerp

Now it all makes sense. Hong Kong brain goes missing! Want a spider on your burger? I like turtles. Zuckerberg's...

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TMS 1468 PM: Virgin Arnold Palmer

Eat up big boy! How much for the murdering? NASA shoots for the moon! Garfield is your waiter. App Time! Your Twitter...

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TMS 1467: How deep are you bags?

Gotta get out the vote! A reversal of fortune! I got ALL your teeth. Kevin Smith wants his own Stan Lee cameo. Are...

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TMS 1466: Tiny Bats

I was player one and I was ready. Is that your old monkey? Here, use these tiny bats. Star Wars caused 9/11. TJ...

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TMS 1465: Types of Stereos

There's a fly in my show. We are the worst, I mean the best. Dogs lie to your faces. That cocaine just blew in here,...

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TMS 1464: Cats are Hard

That is NOT the right food. Blockbuster is weird now. That cat is so dumb. I said all the cupcakes you have. Dirty...

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