Week 25 – Paris Hilton in Copenhagen!

Good Evening! The starlet of starlets, jet-setter of jet-setters, empty-well of empty-wells has set foot in my hometown Copenhagen! For once Denmark is on the global gossip map (well the map for people who cares about Paris Hilton’s whereabouts that is.) This extraordinary event could not go by without being celebrated in song by One Weekly Gun! Let’s all get together and join hands for the one and only Paris Hilton. The ultimate victim of evil jokes. Letterman’s favourite boxing ball. Perhaps the smartest girl of all. While we laugh at her, she laughs even harder at us. The massive interest in her well hidden personality generates itself AND a swollen bank account for Paris Hilton. Well this is old news. Instead let’s join hands and choose our own Paris Hiltons from our own ugly crowd. We are grim freaks compared to Paris – living a prmitive and prehistoric lifestyle. Let’s choose our own Paris Hiltons – let them be our idols. Perhaps the then old Paris Hilton will adore them too. Oh, Paris! Download Download audio file (oh-paris.mp3) From New York City comes a simple life phenomenon About to show the world the changes that she has undergone Compare the value of a visit with the the royal salaries Farewell market share, hi hollow company To compete you better learn how to design a purse And don’t concede until it’s crude enough to reimburse The feelings you invested in your social standpoint in the the pack When the rich get poor the past is coming back Oh Paris Come boys and girls let’s learn to live a life like Paris does Except you don’t have to be famous to be one of us Nor does it help your membership to be a millionaire Or part of any crowd ’bout which we do not care Let’s welcome every happy freak that noone monitors And get them all an individual press officer You kids will sing along with dedication to the song About the species group to which you belong Oh Paris